I'm totes a movie star

Art about me, cause I am worth it

The smelly man has been in bed the last couple of days making funny noises and looking rubbish (more rubbish than normal!). I think my mummy got a bit annoyed with him being a lazy human so when she took me for a walk this morning he made these pictures - I think he used something called photo chop. Mmmmm I like chops.Can I have a pork chop please? A pork chop with biscuits on top actually. That is all.

Winterton Beach

Today I went to the beach to meet a little fella called Wellington. He is very young and has a lot to learn. He kept trying to get on my back - HA! I think he thought I was a horse. Silly fecker. The funniest thing was when Pippa almost drowned him. He was shivering so that nice man with the beard (who smells a bit like my bottom) gave him his coat. Wellington was very sweet but he has very far to go before he's anywhere near as good a dog as I am - I really am a very good dog you see, I could win crufts if I wanted to. Easy as. Tired now, going to sleep. Give me a biscuit.