Winterton Beach

Today I went to the beach to meet a little fella called Wellington. He is very young and has a lot to learn. He kept trying to get on my back - HA! I think he thought I was a horse. Silly fecker. The funniest thing was when Pippa almost drowned him. He was shivering so that nice man with the beard (who smells a bit like my bottom) gave him his coat. Wellington was very sweet but he has very far to go before he's anywhere near as good a dog as I am - I really am a very good dog you see, I could win crufts if I wanted to. Easy as. Tired now, going to sleep. Give me a biscuit.